Category Archives: Funny Rant

Comedy, pure and simple

Guide to an Ethnic Kitchen

While flipping channels recently, I stumbled accross a show called “Feed Me Bubbe” and I became tranfixed by this diminutive Jewish grandmother, her outdated but oddly familiar looking kitchen and the traditional recipes she was preparing. Production values aside, Bubbe … Continue reading

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The marble rye, Hampton tomatoes and a big flat noodle

I was chatting with an old friend on Facebook the other day and she said “I’m having a real Seinfeld lunch, a big salad and a black and white cookie. All that’s missing is the marble rye”. All of a … Continue reading

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What the heck is a chutney anyway?

My dad used to have this Major Gray’s Chutney that I thought was repulsive as a kid. He would slurp that stuff down, mainly with lamb, but with all kinds of fatty meat. As I later learned, a child’s palate … Continue reading

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Tender At The Bone

I have a bone to pick with the restaurant industry and it’s a bone that runs through one of the most revered and ubiquitous items on appetizer menus all over the country. Favorite of the proletariat and often maligned by … Continue reading

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The Pot Luck Schmuck

It’s a staple of the holiday season. Friends, family and co-workers get together, everyone brings their favorite dish and it’s all spread out on a big table for people to sample. The pot luck holiday party is a great concept. … Continue reading

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Holiday classics part 2: The Toast

This is it, Killer Delicious fans, the all time greatest Thanksgiving story ever told. It’s not about food, it’s not about cooking and you won’t walk into your kitchen inspired to try some new recipe. But you will laugh. And … Continue reading

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The Instant Karma of Rudy’s Banana Puddin’

We had friends visiting from New York last weekend and one of the requests that they made was real Texas BBQ, and lots of it. We had made about 10 suggestions and they had a few that were nationally known … Continue reading

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What’s in your fridge?

You can really tell a lot about a person by what’s in their refridgerator. When you meet new people and go to their house for the first time, don’t bother snooping in the medicine cabinet, open their fridge. The contents … Continue reading

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The Worst Dish Ever

This is a hard story to relate, although it is one of my favorites, because the dish I am about to describe is a cherished favorite of someone that I like and respect. It is his food of love. The … Continue reading

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Iron Chef Drinking Game

I love the original Japanese version of Iron Chef. It took me a while to realize that it was fictional and that there was no actual Gourmet Academy, Chairman Kaga or Kitchen Stadium. I know you might think that makes … Continue reading

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