Tag Archives: Gonzo

The Worst Dish Ever

This is a hard story to relate, although it is one of my favorites, because the dish I am about to describe is a cherished favorite of someone that I like and respect. It is his food of love. The … Continue reading

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Crazy Tasty Town

Have you ever eaten Spam?  I’m sorry if this offends all of you Spam lovers, but I regret that I have eaten a slice of this vile slime-brick of butchering by-product.  When we were in high school, my best friend Jenny … Continue reading

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I Got Bourbon Faced On Shit Street

The Sing Sing Monday Night Such was the refrain from a poor sap from Kansas City who had just finished his second hand grenade dacquiri. “They don’t have no see food in Kansas, only cows.” Strange vibes and bad craziness … Continue reading

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